{"product_id":"face-stabber-vinyl-lp","title":"Face Stabber: Vinyl LP","description":"\u003cp\u003eHey there, human kids, lift your face out of the feed trough and pluck that feculence from your ears. Hark! A sonar blip from beneath the pile of bodies.  Boop, blip ughhh….\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople churning like a boiling swamp. Man, this din is nauseating. \nThe screen flickers for the first time this year with a transmission from two months in the future: “the internet has deemed guitar music dead and you are free to do whatever the fuck you like ….long live the new flesh!”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis album is Soundcloud hip-hop reversed, a far flung nemesis of contemporary country and flaccid algorithmic pop-barf. No songs about money or love are floating in the ether. Just memories, echoes, foggy blurs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlip-blop goes the scope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavy funk \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDystopia-punk canons\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLonnnnng jams \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBloated solos dribbling down your caved-in chest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHuman cattle like a beef avalanche, right on your burned out face hole.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpider legs fuzz crawling in your brain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLots of curse words for your mom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou’ve gotten the over-population blues, so let’s have some art for art’s sake.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat else are you gonna do?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStare at the sky? Please…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e50 carbon copies of you look back at you as you walk the streets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTake a breath, you’re going to need it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTake drugs, you’re going to need those just to stand in line at the air and water reclamation center soon enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere’s no fruit, buddy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou’re at the bleak-peak.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey will squeeze you till you’re all squeezed out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor fans of fried prog burn out, squished old-school drool, double drums, lead weight bass, wizard keys (now with poison), old-ass guitar and horrible words with daft meanings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you don’t like it then don’t listen, bub.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack to the comments section with you!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEasy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOver and out\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- John Dwyer\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Recordstore","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49975131439346,"sku":"CF116","price":8.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0850\/1621\/5794\/files\/SharedImage-92125.jpg?v=1787634999","url":"https:\/\/recordstero.shop\/products\/face-stabber-vinyl-lp","provider":"recordstero","version":"1.0","type":"link"}